Though surfer Sarah Brady’s allegations of emotional abuse against her ex, actor Jonah Hill, shocked fans, social media users, and well, pretty much anyone who has never dated a man, Rivelino, Twitter’s resident red-pilled body language guru saw the pair’s downfall from a mile away … or whatever distance from which you can see a 5’7” comedian.


Days after Hill’s purportedly manipulative behavior and damning text messages dominated headlines and sparked important conversations on the sneaky ways emotional abuse can manifest,  Rivelino – better known as the ‘Green Line Guy’ to those chronically online – took to Twitter with a spicy take purporting posture predicted the pair’s implosion.



“How can she respect you if you talk tough but then lean into her?” Rivelino wrote alongside a snap of the pair enjoying a beach day with Hill’s pup, green lines appearing to illustrate how Brady and Fig –  but not the actor – were both standing straight.


“Her pussy is facing the world. His cock is facing her pussy. Who runs the show?” Rivelino, who famously popularized the term “cock shame” mused, before proceeding to slam Hill’s foot spacing, the placement of his hand in his pocket – a.k.a. “hand shame” and inferior status to his “alpha” pup.




Naturally, Twitter was terrified, confused, and deeply amused at the creator’s bizarre analysis – specifically, that even pets aren’t even immune from alpha male posture breakdowns.


“He green-lined the dog,” wrote @secret_frank_, while @ZG1999_ mused that he had “Been laughing at this all morning”



Even though Rivelino may be a pretty misogynistic troll, even a broken clock is right twice a day.